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Room 101
Welcome to Room 101
Welcome Students!
Welcome to Room 101, the pivotal class that marks an important step in your journey as a citizen of our underground world. As you enter your 17th year, you join generations before you in embracing the knowledge and discipline that Room 101 provides. This course is designed to impart crucial lessons in civics and history, ensuring that you are well-prepared to contribute to our society.
Course Syllabus
Welcome to your learning adventure.
1. The Event
Discover the origins of our underground habitats. Understand the significant global event that necessitated our move below the surface and the early days of our subterranean existence.
2. The Happening
Learn about the key moments and decisions that shaped our new way of life. This module will explore the turning points that led to the establishment of our current system.
3. The Plan
Study the strategies and plans devised by our ancestors to ensure survival and sustainability underground. This section covers the foresight and planning that have kept our society thriving.
4. The Beginning
Delve into the initial years of our underground life. This part of the course focuses on the challenges faced and overcome in the early days of our habitats.
5. The Dark Times
Examine the difficult periods in our history. Understanding the dark times helps us appreciate the resilience and perseverance that have brought us to the present.
6. The New Times
Celebrate the advancements and successes of our society. This module highlights the achievements and innovations that define our current era.
Important Rules of Room 101
Room 101 operates under strict rules to maintain order and focus. Adherence to these rules is crucial:
1. No Talking
Communication during class sessions must be limited to ensure concentration and respect for the material being taught.
- Not with words
- Not with your hands
- Not with your buttock
2. No Dancing
Physical distractions, including dancing, are prohibited to maintain a serious and focused learning environment.
- No tango
- No ballroom dancing
- No twerking
3. No Disobedience
Obeying the rules and instructions given by the program and the instructor is mandatory to ensure a cohesive and disciplined class experience.
- No spitballs
- No wedgies
- No ass slapping
Join Us in Room 101
We are excited to welcome you to Room 101. This class is a significant rite of passage, equipping you with the knowledge and understanding necessary to be an informed and responsible member of our society. Prepare to engage with our shared history and values as you take your place in the continuum of our community’s legacy.
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